I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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