have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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