Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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