He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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