Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He's a Shit stain on my heart
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Someone signed my nipple.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
