Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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