She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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