we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
it glows. i had to have it.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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