Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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