We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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