I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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