Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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