And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Dick very happy bro
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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