i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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