They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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