he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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