Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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