two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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