Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she peed on how many people?
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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