I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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