I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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