we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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