I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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