no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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