let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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