I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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