i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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