He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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