Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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