I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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