This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I need a burrito and a hug.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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