how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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