I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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