do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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