I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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