no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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