Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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