Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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