how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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