i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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