just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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