i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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