p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
and you fell through a lawn chair
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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