Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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