you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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