The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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