you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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