So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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