she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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