being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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