You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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