It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
