i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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