think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I believe in your delicious
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize
